Changing suits

(author's note: it just wouldnt stop going thorugh my head till i wrote it and posted it!"


Eve Daniels, also known as Spike to a few, looked like as if she didn't kill someone soon then she would just go crazy and kill everyone in sight. Or that's what Kat was thinking as Eve stamped down the hallway, ebony face an alarming shade of red, fury etched in every inch of her body.

"Um...hi?" Kat said meekly when Eve got to her, turned and punched the locker right beside her head. Kat stifled the urge to scream or make any sudden movements...

"Fucking bitch!" Eve hissed. "I swear..one day I'm going to kill her. I mean really kill her!"

Kat, still cowering against the locker, her holo in no way hiding how scared she was, tried to be funny. "So, having a bad day?" as soon as those baleful eyes turned on her she knew it was a mistake.

"No I'm not having a good day!" Eve exploded, punching the locker again, Kat wincing at the impact. "I'm going to kill Petra!"

Kat groaned and asked "vhat did she do this time?"

"Ok, I get to school and Petra sees me and decides to make up a little song about my code name and what it rhymes with." Eve fumed.

Kat didn't get to ask what the word was when Petra came breezing down the hallway with the rest of the sisterhood. When she saw Eve she stopped dead in the middle of the hall. The two stared at each other for a moment when Petra raised her arms and sang a long drawn out "WEEEEEEELLLLL"

"Petra!" Eve interrupted.

This only stopped for her for a second. "WEEEEEELLLLLL"

"Don't do it!"

"WEEEEEEELLLLL"

"I AM WARNING YOU!" Eve yelled pointing a finger at her.

Petra slumped a little and waved her hand, walking away. "Alright! Alright!"

Eve turned to a confused Kat and said, "I'm really getting tired her calling me a-"

Just then Petra did an extravagant slide back down the middle of the hall to where she was and started to sing!

"WEEEEEEELLLLLLL....have you Ever met my good friend spike, she's the biggest dyke in the whole wide world, she's a mean old dyke if there ever was a dyke, she's a dyke to all the boys and girls!" she added, pointing to the growing crowd.

"Shut your fucking face Petra!" Eve yelled in vain.

Kat looked around in confusion and asked, “Wheres that music coming from?”

Now adding her carefully choreographed dance routine, with kicks and spins, "on Monday she's a dyke, on Tuesday she's a dyke, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a dyke! And then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super, king sized, meyha meyha, rugmunch!"

Then she turned to the sisterhood and crowd in general and caroled, "Come one Everyone! You know the words!"

Then to Eve's utter horror, Everyone in the hall actually started to sing!

"Have you Ever met my good friend spike? She's the biggest dyke in the whole wide world, she's a mean old dyke and she has stupid hair" here Petra zipped over and noogied her quickly "she's a dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke! Dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke, she's an ugly dyke! Eve Daniels' a dyke and she's just a dirty dyke!"

"I really mean it!" Petra soloed, doing a slow strut. "Eve Daniels is a dumb, frigid, stinkin' DYYYYYYYYYYKKKKKKKE," Petra ran and slid down the middle of the aisle on her knees, arms raised into the air. "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

The crowd roared! People yelling encore and the football team getting down on their knees and bowing chanting "we're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Petra got up and basked in it all. This was so much better then sex could Ever be!

Even Kat found herself clapping but quickly stopped when she saw Eve's face. Her face was crumpled into hard lines, like she was trying to look pissed off but really she just looked like she was going to cry. Kat put a hand on her shoulder but Eve roughly shrugged it off and pushed her way through the crowd.