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Holiday Cheer	By : Nemain Category: X-Men - Animated Series (all) > Slash - Male/Male Views: 3416 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Holiday Cheer Chapter Five

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A/N Goddess Foxfeather, Queen of Mad Plotbunnies, BUSIEST WOMAN ALIVE �, Prophetic Muse, Hamster Witch and Uberbeta� Ah, post holiday nap days are the best, lol� ;) InterNutter, TC, Maxwell Pink, Dracena and Greywolf are loverly and wondermous for archiving/hosting. J ProPhile: I think I can get to the bed now, lol. Morgan: *stalkygloke * Readers/Reviewers: Okay, this chapter and one more, then back to the big arcs. Wheeeeeeee� Happy Boxing Day!

Mark gave up and took off his glasses again, holding up a hand for silence. �Kurt, you added to the sauce, and Kitty, you added to the sauce, Lance added to it, Saint John added to it�� He closed his eyes and counted to five before giving up and realizing he just needed to embrace the annoyance. �Who else decided to doctor the sauce for me?� Slowly, first one, then two, then a sea of hands went up. Including Logan�s and Storm�s. �I see,� he breathed. �So, essentially, I poured a sauce consisting of almost pure rum and sugar on the pudding? And took a lighter to it?�

�Actually,� Logan put in, �I used whiskey. Rum bottle was empty.� He did not look sheepish, just vaguely amused. He had been outside the pudding�s splatter zone, safely in the kitchen when the incident occurred. He leaned against the doorframe, out of Mark�s reach, and surveyed the scene with a raised brow. �Doesn�t explain the boom though, does it?�

�I, um� I used Everclear[1],� Todd muttered, his eyes firmly on his plate. �Twice.�

�Where did you get�� Mark stopped himself and took a breath. �Never mind, for now. What else was in the sauce? All of that alcohol, the whiskey and rum and Everclear, would have made a huge fire but not an explosion�.�

�Maybe there was an air pocket in the pudding,� Kitty suggested. �It wasn�t as dense as you thought and the air pocket sort of made a mini-backdraft[2] and did the whole splatter thing�� She lowered her raised hand as she spoke, her fingers stealing to her ponytail to pick out bits of dried fruit and alcohol-scented pudding chunks. �Or someone thought it needed gunpowder?� she muttered under Mark�s intense glare. �I�um� it�s almost sundown so I�m going to go light candles now bye,� she said in a rush, phasing through the floor as fast as she could.

�No one else may leave,� Professor Xavier ordered. �Unless someone has made a sudden conversion to Judaism, there is no need for you to join Kitty at the moment,� he added when Jubilee opened her mouth to protest. �She will understand her friends not being able to join her tonight.�

�I was gonna say,� Jubilee replied with a hint of ire in her tone, barely managed, �that I sort of did something that might have aggravated the situation a tiny bit��

�Sort of?� Logan asked. �Sort of did what?� He pushed away from the wall, holding up a hand to still Mark. �Did you sort of plant an incendiary device in Mark�s pudding?� He paused, wrinkling his nose. �I can�t believe that I just said that.�

�Neither can I,� Storm replied sotto voce. �Jubilee, why do you think this is your fault?�

�I don�t care who�s fault it is anymore,� Mark said in a very tired tone. �Just who cleans it up.� He dropped down into one of the chairs ringing the dining room table, groaning under his breath at the distinct squish of exploded pudding under his backside. �Great. Fanfuckingtastic.�

�Mark,� Professor Xavier chided mildly, �Little pitchers have big ears.�

�They�re gonna have Danger Room duty for six months unless someone starts talking right now,� Logan put in, folding his arms over his chest and glaring down at Jubilee. �Start talkin�, Jubes.�

�Okay,� she said, taking a deep breath and turning wide, luminous eyes to Mark.

�The cute act won�t help you now,� he informed her. �Just talk.�

Her expression became defensive in an instant. �Okay, fine. It wasn�t so much an accident as just� well, a fuck up.�

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[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_%28alcohol%29

[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backdraft
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