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Fix Him	By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 10082 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Avengers nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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“So, what happened to make you lose your clothes there, Phil?” Natasha asked, raising an eyebrow as they set up the food that they had gathered for their post fight gathering. Phil glared at her and popped the pizza’s into the oven. He sighed softly and closed the oven as he stood. He had changed into a pair of jeans and a shirt after he had checked in with medical and written up his report. The rest of the group had filled out their own reports before reporting to medical to be cleared.
And now they were coming together for pizza, beer and nachos, Natasha having chosen the nights series of movies. Most of them weren’t in any language that they knew but she promised that they had wonderful dubbing if they didn’t want to deal with subtitles. Phil and Natasha offered to set things up and make the food since all of the ingredients were in the refrigerator of the communal apartment.
“I was hit by some acid when the van was dissolved by a acid spit ball,” Phil replied as he moved to start readying the nacho’s, starting by layering several trays with freshly made, low fat tortilla chips, courtesy of Natasha. She watched as he deftly added the cooked hamburger flavored with a taco mix done by Clint himself before topping each hot dish with a mix of cheeses that they knew would turn into the perfect goo for the nachos. Once that was done, she smirked as he put the other topping offerings into dishes and put them out as the others finally arrived.
Tony was the first, soon followed by Thor and Steve, all of them heading for the nachos, knowing that Clint wouldn’t touch them while Natasha and Phil would have their own smaller dishes made from shredded chicken. After the three had made their first plates of food, Stark turned around and smirked at the Avengers handler.
“So, I can see why Clint was so happy to get you into his bed there, Coulson,” he chirped brightly. Phil simply gave him a long look as he pulled out his and Natasha’s plates from the warm oven.
Phil handed the assassin her plate before leaning against the counter next to him with a snort. “It’s not because of my size but rather the fact that I do know what to do when it comes to my lovers,” he stated as Clint walked in.
The archer chuckled richly and placed a kiss on his cheek with an amused look on his face. “I can attest that size is only a small part of why I’m with Phil,” he drawled, stealing a bite of nachos from his lover before going for the platter of plain, freshly made tortilla chips and some of the taco makings that were sitting in crock pots and warmer dishes. Making his own little plate, he flopped into a chair with a groan before smirking at the others. “Come on you guys, you should know that I’m not one for size. Some of my most powerful arrows are the smallest after all.”
“Well, his arrow is far from small,” Tony drawled, smirking at Phil and getting a narrowed eyed glare.
Thor, clueless to innuendos most of the time, caught onto that one and cleared his throat, shaking his head. “I do believe that you will die a horrible death if you keep speaking of such things, Stark,” he said, Bruce moving to hide somewhere near Steve, who was finding his plate rather interesting.
“He will to. I know things that Pepper would love to know,” Phil stated as he sat next to his lover and ate a bite of his nachos. Natasha was trying to hide her laughter behind her beer mug, eyes dancing over the edge of it and shaking her head while the two blushing ones had taken their own seats and was quietly betting how long it would be before Tony was killed.
“Tell me, how is it that you were hit with the acid that destroyed your...van?” Thor asked, turning the conversation to a safer part of it.
Phil chewed his piece before wiping his mouth with a slight smile. Shrugging he said, “I was the last one out of the van when we were hit by the slime. We hadn’t seen what it could do to cars much less steel so we weren’t sure if we had time to gather shit or not. Found out we didn’t when a hole started to appear and acid started to drip in. One of my hackers got hit in the process but he’s fine. A slight irritation on his wrist but nothing more than a minor rash like burn.”
Tony and Thor shared a look before turning to Natasha, who had finally come out of the kitchen with her drink, muttering something about idiots in Russian. “That’s good that he didn’t have much damage done to him because of the acid monsters. Thor, did we find out who opened that portal that allowed the creatures through?” she asked as she sat down and continued to eat her plate.
“Yes, we did,” Thor replied as he finished his plate in a few bites with a large smile. “It was a smaller magical user from our planet that apparently followed Loki’s every move with an almost obsessive lust for him,” he explained, shrugging one shoulder before scowling. “He was very unhappy that we stopped him from attacking the Earth with the Chitari,” he continued. Standing, he grabbed some more of the nachos and a bottle of ale for himself.
“So in retaliation, he opens a portal and sets a creature that hack up loogies of acid to attack us?” Phil asked, sounding a little pissed off at that fact before grunting. “Just my luck. A pissed off Loki fan boy is the cause of all of that destruction. Is Odin going to do anything about the clean up?”
“He is being stripped of status and power, his money going to Fury to pay for the damages and the rebuilding of New York. It seems as if it is often rebuilding,” Thor admitted, shrugging one shoulder with a smile as Clint snorted and laid out, head in Phil’s lap.
“It’s always being rebuilt,” Tony chuckled, shaking his head. “Between the idiots that come for me and the ones that come for the Avengers, I’m surprised it’s still standing,” he continued.
“I know several construction companies that are kept quite busy throughout the year,” Bruce put in, smiling and shaking his head. “I’m just glad that Tony and Pepper were able to rebuild the Avengers tower so well and against any attacks.”
“Indeed, I agree with him. It’s a good thing,” Steve said, standing up himself when the timer for the pizzas went off in the kitchen. He soon came back out with them on the cool pizza platters, sliced and ready to be eaten. Everyone grabbed their slices and sat back as Natasha started the movie for them, starting their night in. Thor would work on writing out a full history of the idiot who had opened the portal for the acid creatures the next day while the rest of them either trained or caught up on paperwork. Phil himself would work on filling out the paperwork for a brand new, fully loaded van to replace the one that had been eaten down to the tires and plastic bits.
He was not going to look forward to that and knew that he would have to deal with whatever van was running around for use. He wondered if Tony would be willing to create a van that they could use.
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