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Don't Piss off The PA	By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 5865 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Don’t Piss of the Personal Assistant
Fandom: Avengers/Bleach
Characters: Ichigo, Loki, Bruce, Valkyrie, Thor
Chapter: 27
Word count: 2087
Warnings: nothing
AN: I was going to post early. Didn’t quite get that far. *sighs* Yeah, this week was something.

Enjoy.

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“Things will be worked out fully in the long run,” Ichigo finally said. “We have enough room for everyone currently and more than enough for growth. For those who wish to attend the Earth schools they will be able to once they catch up on various subjects. For now, we have a building set aside for that. That’s only up through the last year of high school mind you. After that, there is the option of colleges. We’re doing this through the New York school district for now before moving the requirements to the international schools of Norway.”

“I take it that it was a good thing that Loki was able to give you such advance warnings that we were coming your way?” Bruce asked. Ichigo smirked. “Good. Let’s go ahead and head to the labs. I’m sure that you want to give everyone that final speech about what is what and what will happen, right?”

Ichigo nodded at that. “Yes. Come this way please,” he said, heading to the car that he had borrowed from Tony for moment. Valkyrie eyed it but still got in when Bruce opened the backdoor for her, following his example when he pulled on his seat belt and settled in. Loki slid into the front passenger side, Bruce climbing in behind him while Ichigo took the driver’s seat. “It’s not a truly large apartment, but the labs are state of the art. Tony made sure that you would have all that you would need,” he said.

“I had to make sure that everything in the apartments would be easily used by the older of our people, and even they came with ‘how to’ manuals,” Loki admitted. He watched as Ichigo started the car, snickering, he pulled away from the plane and onto one of the four roads that branched off. He carefully worked around the two buses that were heading for a different turn off.

“I think that they will be most appreciative for both facts,” Valkyrie said. She smiled at her lover and friend. “They, I hope, will settle in well.”

“They will. Thor will most likely follow us after he has made sure that everyone is comfortable in their homes,” Ichigo said. Loki nodded in agreement. “When we are done with letting you two look around your home, I will make sure that everyone has gotten their keys and information packets before I call everyone into the meeting hall for the final talk,” he said.

“Give them about an hour,” Loki suggested. “I fear that we will have to work to introduce them to the rest of the world in slow chunks,” he said.

Ichigo nodded as he pulled onto a street with only a few buildings. “I’m sure that there are a few teachers around that would be happy to set up classes based on the world at large. Media types, political bullshit, etcetera,” he said. Loki frowned slightly as he pulled his phone free from his jacket pocket. “Everyone except the very young will have new phones by the way, Valkyrie-san,” he told her. “Including you. They’re easy enough to use and just a basic introduction to phones. Over the next year or so we’ll level you up from flip phones to more sophisticated smartphones.”

Valkyrie frowned as she looked at the phone that Loki was texting on. “Is that a phone?” she asked.

Loki smiled slightly over his shoulder. “It’s a higher class of smartphones from Stark Inc. Tony made sure that we were able to stay connected whenever near Earth. Even when I was on the ship. I’m sure that Bruce will be willing to show you how to add numbers to your phone. Each house will have a landline that has been pre-programmed into each cell phone,” he explained. “By family name instead of last name so that it will be easier to remember.”

“And all of the packets that everyone is getting?” Bruce asked. Loki reached down between his feet, pulling out an example of the packets from a small backpack, handing it back.

Bruce took it and pulled out the items. Debit cards, a single credit card with a four-thousand American dollar monthly limit, Norwegian identification cards, birth certificates from both Norway and America, American IDs and American Social Security Cards, making them dual citizens. He also found the information on when each class the adults had to attend would happen and what time they were expected to be there for sign-in.

“I take it those pictures that we had to take were for the identification cards and passports?” he asked.

Ichigo smiled at him from the rearview mirror. “Yes and no. For the identification cards, but not for the passports. We have all of the paperwork for the passports, but they have to go into the Norwegian consulate that is found on the edge of the main business streets for such purposes. We had Friday and Jo work out the birthdays with all of the information that we were given for everything else though. It’s all legal and official through the Accords panel and the UN helped to set this all up for everyone. Some of your people will even be asked to go on a talk circuit depending on their specialty.”

“I have already been asked if I would be willing to write books about all that I know, including our history. Luckily, I was able to pack my things back on Asgard so that I have many books. Including most of the library,” Loki said, smirking at that. “The healers, if I remember correctly, have their own library and packed it before running.”

“They do,” Valkyrie said, shifting and looking uncomfortable. “I do not think that they will want me to do this...circuit thing.”

Bruce smiled softly. “She was a slave under the GrandMaster, and did things that she is not able to face with an audience, but she was able to break free of that contract,” he admitted. Ichigo let out a soft breath before he nodded.

“I am sure that you have seen many things in your lifetime, Valkyrie-san. If you wish, I am sure you can be taught on how to use a computer and use it to create books about your life. Write down what has happened to you and why you’ve done the things you’ve done. If it’s done right, it’ll be quite successful and allow you to pull in some money,” Ichigo said. “Remind me to get her a library card and a bus pass,” he requested of Loki, getting a nod. “We have a new bus system that runs this way every hour on the city bus line. The bus pass that everyone will get is able to get you back and forth. Specialized bus passes will get about a ten percent discount on tickets to the village when it’s finally open.”

“We are to be exhibits now?” she asked frowning.

Bruce smirked and patted her hand. “No. You’re showing off your culture in a way that will pull in money for all of you and starting a good life,” he replied. “There will eventually be tournaments that will happen during certain times of the year.”

“Ah, a few Ren Faires’ wish to run some of their faires here, by the way,” Ichigo admitted to them. “That will bring in some good money between the land rental and commerce. There’s a good chunk of land close by that will be within walking distance for most people but further away from the main village. We’re also planning on building three more large hotels along with what we have but, similar to the ones we already have, they’ll be further away from the homes. We’ll also work on building transport systems for those who need them. Both tourist and those who are living here.”

Valkyrie nodded, looking thoughtful as she watched the way that Ichigo handled the car with ease as he pulled up to a large building and parked. She sat forward to look up at it with her eyebrows raised. “My, but that is big,” she said.

Ichigo chuckled at her. “Mostly because so much of it is set up for the labs, the computer labs that run all of the stuff in said labs, and the various cooling and heating units,” he said. “With Bruce working out of this building, all you have to worry about is paying your part of the rent and the bills for the apartment when you start pulling in your own money. The bills you need to worry about are your personal internet, your personal electric bill which is calculated on another meter, and your phone bills, which are reasonable,” he listed off.

Bruce smiled at him. “That’ll be fine,” he said. “I think I’ll pick up my research from while I was working with Tony and Stark Inc. It’ll be good for me to get back to that,” he said. “I’ll also be working on putting out papers on everything that I learned and experienced as the Hulk. That will pull in some more money for our bills and savings,” he continued.

Loki smirked at the other man and flicked his hand. “Tony took over your accounts, both your savings and personal accounts, and started to make a few investments for you. You do have a lot of money already and taxes are up to date,” he told the other man. “It’s not as if there is any rush.”

Bruce snorted, shaking his head as they stepped out of the car, Thor landing next to them. He smiled at his friends, holding his new weapon close as he stroked along the runes. Ichigo eyed the ax and raised an eyebrow. “Mjolnir was broken due to Hela, their older...sister. If you could call her that,” Bruce explained.

“My daughter was named after her,” Loki admitted. “When we thought she was dead. Hel is not amused by the way. She has found that she is having to do quite a bit more paperwork than normal and thus cannot visit when she wishes to.”

“She has to deal with all of the Asgardians who died during Hela’s attack,” Bruce summarized, Loki nodding in agreement. “I wish her all the luck in dealing with them,” he snorted.

“So do I,” Loki said. He sighed. “My poor child,” he groaned.

“I had always wondered just how many children you have and how many are actually true in the way they were created,” Ichigo said. Loki hummed.

“Only the three children. Hel, and her brother, Jormungandr, with an old friend of mine. And then Nari who I had with Sigyn, who was my fiance, not my wife,” the God of Mischief said, sniffing in disdain. “I put that wedding off as often as I could and I set it so that she had to become an accomplished Sorceress, and she never quite got to that point. Freya was the one who signed off on that since she knew that unless a partner of a sorcerer was powerful in their own right, especially when bonded, the partner can be overwhelmed or killed,” he said.

“And how did Nari come to be?” Valkyrie asked as Ichigo unlocked the biometric front door, setting it so that it allowed her and Bruce in with their readings.

“I admit that I got drunk and slept with her,” Loki stated. He shook his head. “I still remember that night too. It was not that fun, and I have had better men or women in my bed. I don’t think Thor would have taken her to his bed either.”

Thor snorted as he closed the door behind him, shaking his head. “I would not. I have heard various things about her that would make me not want to touch her,” he admitted, hanging the hammer on a hook.

“At least she didn’t try to push for a clause that made it so that the only person that you could sleep with was her and her alone,” Ichigo chirped. Friday beeped, showing that Valkyrie’s and Bruce’s readings were accepted into the system.

Thor snorted. “She tried,” he said. “She was informed by mother that Loki was going to have to take partners due to the amount of power he would carry. We discovered that she did a ritual to make him hers, in blood and heart. Adopting him in a sense. Thus why he has more power than what he would have originally. She was most displeased.” Ichigo snickered.
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