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Fix Him	By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 10082 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Fix Him
Fandom: Avengers
Chapter: 25
Pairing: Clint, Fury
Word count: 1,327
AN: And we have the next chapter. :D Enjoy. Finally.
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“We, that is, I need you to do something for me,” Fury stated. Barton just raised an eyebrow at the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
“And what is it that you need me to do?” the archer asked, crossing his legs and sitting back in his chair, still ready to get up and run for it if he needed to. He had been called to Fury’s office when he had arrived on the Helicarrier to drop off his physical report of his latest mission. The only times that he did come onto the Helicarrier was to drop off reports and to get his newest mission information it seemed.
He had been spending more and more time with Coulson when they were free or just relaxing during work hours since the handler had taken over a floor of the Avengers Tower for the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that were working with them. Barton found that he could withstand his handlers as long as he didn’t have much face to face contact with them at any one time. Once he had that figured out, which made him happy, he spent a lot of time with his new Avengers partners. It worked out for all and he had actually kept his latest handler without trying to drive them away.
And the handler himself seemed to get that it was best to just to watch over Barton and his group, assign the missions and keep track of everything without getting in the way.
But for the moment, he had been called to see Fury about something or another and it was making the archer curious.
“What exactly do you need?” Barton prompted after a few minutes of Fury tapping his fingers on a file that sat before him.
“The mission is called Agent Cupid,” Fury finally answered, pushing the file over and allowing Barton to pick it up and read over it with furrowed eyebrows. “We want you to seduce Agent Coulson and get him to finally relax. His last girlfriend was well before the Avengers formed and Loki was taken into custody. I’m sure you remember seeing the footage of when the group was talking about his supposed death and the cello player,” he continued, Barton nodding.
Barton was surprised, the words that came from Fury shocking him quite a bit. But he did not let his surprise show on his face even as he flipped the file open and stared at Coulson’s picture. “What exactly is it you want me to do? And why me?” he asked, starting to read through the complaints about the way the handler was ready to snap at anyone who wasn’t the Avengers or those who he needed to be polite to. Even then, some of them seemed like they were just complaining about how cold he could be with that glare of his.
“We want you to, somehow, in some way, seduce our dear little handler, one Phil Coulson. We need him to be relaxed and open. I don’t care if you two continue to fuck or have a relationship or something after wards, just as long as it doesn’t interrupt your work. And don’t think we haven’t seen just how well you two work together and look after each other,” Fury stated, pointing a finger at him. “We all can feel the sexual tension between you. It’s gotten tighter then a spring about ready to snap. So this is as much as for you as it is for him. We need the both of you on top of your game and you can’t do that with so much need between you two.”
Barton groaned and rubbed at his face. He knew that he and Coulson had been without a sexual partner for the better part of two years, not even finding a partner amongst those that nearly threw themselves at them. But he hadn’t known it had gotten to a point where the other man was starting to get snippy. Of course, that could also be caused by the fact that they shared close quarters and it was a bitch to find a bit of privacy to deal with that itch on their own.
“Alright, so you want me to sleep with him. Any other option to this?” he asked finally, Fury smirking as he sat back, legs crossing behind his desk.
“You can either sleep with him or somehow get him to sleep with someone. Either way, he needs to get laid and soon. We’ve done this with other agents before and you well know it,” Fury stated, talking about when S.H.I.E.L.D. had to step in when someone was getting to a point where even their therapist was telling them that they needed to find a partner of some kind. It didn’t matter to them who an agent took to bed as long as it was all consensual, the partner was over age of consent for the United States and it wasn’t illegal in some way. There were quite a few of the agents that were known to take whoever they wished to bed, as long as the person needed to scratch that itch.
Barton had done it a few times himself, going to one of the agents who was known as Love Agents, but hadn’t done it since he had come under Coulson’s care as his handler.
“So, either find us both a partner or sleep together, you don’t really care either way. You just want us to fuck and relax. The psychiatrist tell you this?” Barton asked, raising an eyebrow with some curiosity in his eyes. Fury smirked and pointed to the file, making the archer look down and read the psychiatrists report, along with his suggestions from their last mental eval. “Oh, great. I’m on a short fuse and need a long vacation some where there are a lot of pretty people that are willing to fuck. I would need a case of lube and a case of condoms, each, at least, and a semi secluded house so that I don’t bother the other people around there,” he read, snorting before laughing loudly, shaking his head in some amusement.
“Oh, man, that’s precious,” Fury snorted, sarcasm dripping from his voice as he shook his head. “So, will you be able to seduce him and keep him like I suspect you want to. I won’t need a detailed, long report on what you do but a simple report telling me that you were able to get him laid in some way would be nice. And if you two somehow stay together, a change in status so I can update your insurance accordingly.”
“I will be able to do that,” Barton grunted, standing up and nodding to Fury before taking his leave, file tucked under his arm. He had much to think about, including what he was going to do in the long run when it came to Coulson.
Fury was right, he did want to fuck the man, there was no doubt about that, but it was more than just that. He wanted to lay the other down and bring them both pleasure until they were limp and happy, laying in a bed that was dirty and wet from their sexcapades. Sighing, Barton got a ride down to the Avengers tower and headed for the apartment that he shared with his roommate.
Finding the apartment empty, he headed to his office and closed the door after him, sitting down at his desk. Opening the file once more, Barton read over Coulson’s psyc eval and snickered a few times at it before sitting back and plotting on how to get the other man into his bed finally, agreeing that it would be good for the both of them. That and he had been wanting his handler in his bed for a good man months anyways, so doing this would be good for both of them.
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