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Title: Don’t Piss of the Personal Assistant
Fandom: Avengers/Bleach
Characters: Tony, Ichigo, Loki
Chapter: 25
Word count: 2571
Warnings: language
AN: Ah, I am so tired. I cleaned and reorganized my room. Depression sucks bulls balls but I got most of it done luckily.

Now it is time to write and rewrite and edit the fuck out of this next mini story.

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“Okay, let’s go over our list of things to talk about,” Tony groaned, flopping back onto the couch.

“We have the final dates of the Rogue’s trials. And the press release for Romanoff. We also have a timeline of when the ship with Thor’s people are arriving and the first meeting about the preparations for the threat of Thanos. I also have more information on this bitch that he’s courting,” Ichigo ticked off.

Friday was kind enough to open the hidey hole that the TV sat behind, turning it on. Tony stood and went to get the food that Happy was bringing in for them with a smile at the man before he left once more.

“Then last day of school for this year, first day of school for them. And of course the day that Harley is going to fully move in with his mom outside of training weekends.”

“I see.” Tony dropped four extra-large pizzas and three pans onto the coffee table while Loki went to gather the salad that he had put together earlier. “Just to start, pizza. Plates, serving spoons and drinks are needed. You guys want soda?” he asked, looking between Ichigo and Loki as the three walked into the kitchen.

“I’ll just have some of that iced tea that I have in the fridge please,” Ichigo said as he found the plates. He grabbed three of the larger plates, a set of salad tongs, and spoons for the pasta. Tony grabbed two bottles of soda and two of the smaller bottles of tea, collected cups for their drinks and followed Ichigo into the living room. Loki came out with napkins in hand and laid out the food in an easy to access fashion.

“Let us go over something easy first,” Loki said. He took his plate, cup, and the offered bottle of soda. “The arrival of the Asgardians,” he continued as he poured some of the soda, Ichigo disappearing into the kitchen for forks.

“I suppose that is the reason why you are down here for the last of the legal bullshit?” Ichigo asked as he came back. Loki smirked and handed him a plate with two slices of his favored pizza and some of the salad already drizzled with a light dressing.

“Indeed,” Loki drawled, taking his own seat. Ichigo huffed and sat in one of the comfortable chairs, legs crossing as he tapped at his propped-up tablet. “They should be here in just about two weeks from now.”

“Update on the village in Norway. It’s almost done. Granted, the main area of the village is more of a tourist trap kind of village, but it’ll pull in money for everyone who works. There are small homes for some of the families, larger homes for larger families. There are also apartment buildings for those who don’t have a family or just want a smaller place to live. There are hotels that are built close to the main area of the village but away from the private homes.” Ichigo looked at Loki. “There are people who are being vetted to teach them how international business laws, Norway taxes, laws and other things work. They’ll need to know all of it. The Asgardians will have close to a month to learn the basics, set up their shops and home as they want to. They’ll go through about three soft openings in that last week to get used to tourists. We’re also vetting an accounting firm that wishes to set things up in the village.”

“That shouldn’t be too hard to finish setting up,” Tony said.

He reached out to snag two slices of the veggie pizza with extra cheese. He added some more of the salad and a bit of the pasta to his plate before sitting next to Loki again. Loki just gave him an amused look before settling back with his own food.

“We’ll take the ones who wouldn’t mind learning about that kind of shit and stick them with some of my international bean counters to learn. Let the firm set up for those who can’t learn or don’t need to learn but need to do their taxes and shit,” Tony said. He shifted. “You said that a few of the kids are brilliant and want to learn whatever they can, right?” he asked. Loki nodded. “They’ll make better accountants and that sort of thing instead of warriors when they’re older. But right now, we’ll make sure that they’re going to be up to date about things and how they run on Earth. Things that all school aged children learn.”

“It will not be very hard for them to start to learn a new trade considering their age,” Loki agreed. “They will have to be of a certain age before they are able to learn their familial trade. Speaking of, we have figured out that we have five families whose trades are crafters. Two of the families have children who are full grown and looking to do the background work such as taxes and accounting due to their physical issues. They are very brilliant.” He sipped his soda. “I am curious, are the crafting stores ready to be used and changed?”

“Indeed, Mr. Freyason,” Friday said as she showed the five shops.

Each shop was set up with the front area, all of them with three cashier counters, along with a stockroom and the specialized crafting rooms that could be done on property. “Their homes are also set up with the needed kilns, firepits, and other such areas in ways to keep all safe. Their homes are further away from people due to their crafts, but they are still paying the same amount of land taxes since only about half of the acre is labeled as a home, with the other half being a part of their work land taxes.”

“That half was labeled as a warehouse and factory space. I do not know the official name but it’s business instead of home as Friday said,” Ichigo said. He smiled, wiping his lips. “The house has four bedrooms and a side apartment for their eldest child or their parents depending on the family. As we said, we have options for each person and family situation beyond those five. The apartment buildings are not that tall. Only about six stories, but the apartments are large enough for a single person or a couple to relax. And will allow the future children their own places as they come along.”

Loki made a considering noise, watching as the screen switched from the homes of the crafting families, going through the basic layout of each of the houses and the apartments. “It will be a change for all of us, but I believe that it will be good,” he said. “And the training center?”

“They’re a mix of Asgardian and Earth in design and built to survive hard use. They will have to learn how to take care of the rings and building, but the information should be easy enough for them,” Tony said. He ate a bite of his food, swallowed, and smirked. “Are they figuring out who wants what position?” he asked.

Loki nodded his head as he put his empty plate down. “Indeed. Banner will send me the file when they finish hashing out the details. And who is teaching who and when,” he said. “I told them that the business side of things would end up working out differently but that we would have guides,” he continued. “Due to the fact that I signed the Accords, I am able to pull in my own money. Along with that, I am being paid as the consulting liaison between Earth and future cultures.”

“It is a good thing that you’re pulling in your own money here,” Ichigo teased, getting a smirk from the other man. “Right. Onto the next subject. The Rogue’s trial dates. They’ve been set and until then they’re on house arrest in an Avengers secondary house on the outskirts of New York. About ten minutes if you cut across the grounds of the school and the house. Barnes is still with the X-Men and Professor Xavier. Rogers has been forced into therapy with the Professor and one Emma Frost. It seems that even though it is forced it is doing some good for him.” Ichigo wrinkled his nose at his tablet as he stabbed his salad with his fork.

“At least he’s not trying to escape or get out of therapy,” Tony drawled.

Ichigo smiled at him. “I watched the video that the Professor sent. Rogers’ lawyer shot him with one of the darts that had been developed for Rogers and Barnes. He found that it will make him rather weak for about three hours after being hit. The lawyer told him that if he was lucky, he would only be shot with four or five of them at a time. And would lose a lot of his privileges.”

Tony snorted and moved on. “What about Wilson?” he asked.

“He’s also working with a therapist and is undergoing magical cleansing with the Sorcerers. They’re trying to figure out just what triggered his actions regarding Rogers’ plans,” Ichigo told him. He looked over at Tony. “I can send you the full reports if you want.”

“Please do. I want to keep up on that. What about the Witch?” Tony asked.

“She’s about to lose all access to her powers if the really pissed off people have their way,” Ichigo replied. “She’s trying to use them so much that the stone around her neck and wrist have taken on a red hue. I have to head over there tomorrow to put on new ones,” he said.

“Is that why that little healer of yours came by?” Loki asked him. Ichigo nodded. “Who is he?”

“His name is Yamada Hanataro, and he’s the new fukutaicho of the Fourth Division. And he’s usually the most unassuming that you will ever see. He was dropping off a few sets of the cuffs and necklaces for the Witch while they create better ones. He also left me a box for the set that she’s wearing right now. He’ll be coming to my family’s apartment tomorrow night to take the used set to clean them fully,” he said.

“I take it that they will have a way of cleaning the stone without breaking it?” Loki asked.

Ichigo nodded. “Yeah. It will take up to around a month to do so, but yes. And if the Witch doesn’t stop trying to breaking them, she will find herself on the wrong end of Doctor Strange and his ability to strip her of her magic,” he said. “Barton has been almost fully cleansed of all of her magic. They were able to cut off the control. She did have that control even with the necklace and bracelets, so they are going to move onto fixing the pathways soon,” he continued. He scrolled up on his notes.

Tony made a considering sound. “I need to head in and get checked out myself again,” he mused.

Loki smiled at him. “Considering that not only does your arc reactor stop most magic from touching you after you did some tweaks, but now that Extremis is within your system with the healing magic, it repels her magic. And in such a way that would be painful for her. And they do have the proof that she was able to influence your mind,” he said.

“Yeah, but still. I’d rather be safe than sorry,” he teased, smirking at the other male.

“Yep,” Ichigo said, standing up with a groan. He stretched out. “Let’s see. Rogers, Wilson, the Witch, Barton…Oh, right Lang. He’s in deep shit but Hank and Hope have both agreed to let him keep using the Antman suit so that he can do jobs under the Avengers banner. He’s on a temporary contract with the Accords right now, and as part of his probation, will work with teams for rescue missions. He’s going to go in and find out if there is someone alive in a place.”

Tony breathed out. “That’s going to hurt him a lot,” he said.

“He’s going in when there are more likely to be people alive. There will be dogs that will work with him too, but it’s going to be hard for him. But he only has to do about five rescue missions a year at most,” Ichigo replied. “One at the least. And he’ll be going to therapy for what he does see during those jobs. His daughter is still pissed at him, but they’re working it out in therapy too. So he was the easiest of the lot.”

“That’s good,” Loki said, sucking on his fork a little as he stared at Ichigo. The other male just looked back over a slice of pizza. “Do you think that Romanoff will be much of an issue?”

“No,” Ichigo said after chewing on his bite of pizza. His eyes flicked over to the TV that had started to display the list with things checked off. “I think she knows just where her bread and butter come from and is in no way wanting to rock that boat. She likes her life and she likes her freedom. We’re going to use the fact that she did what she did under the Accords banner to her advantage here.”

“A bit too much sometimes, but whatever,” Tony huffed. “I like her. When she’s not being an utter idiot and a fluff headed fool, she’s smart. And good at her job. She was very put out when she learned that I had known b who she was the moment that her application had come across my desk. She’s lucky that S.H.I.E.L.D. hadn’t tried anything.”

“Nor that Hydra had tried. I think that your company is the only company out there that is so heavily protected, and it made Hydra whimper in horror,” Ichigo said. Loki snorted.

“They knew even then that if Tony knew that they were around, that they would be dismantled in a very careful way. Maybe a bit bloody too, but they wouldn’t survive his fury,” Loki stated. His eyes flicked over to where Tony was lounging, feet kicked up onto the couch and back pressed against the arm. Relaxed. “Despite the facade that he puts forth, he is not a man to be trifled with.”

Ichigo smirked. “Nope. Now, let’s see…” he drawled, looking to his list. “The press releases for Romanoff are going to start heading out tonight and will be all over the place by tomorrow morning. The Accords PR team and the Avengers PR team are ready to field calls and answer questions. Her first live interview will be in two days at the compound. Major Danvers will be there too. I think she’s there to work with Kamala-chan and her powers so she figured that she’d be there to help fill in anything that Romonaff can’t.”

“That’s good. How is Kamala coming along in her training?” Tony asked, Ichigo licking his fingers.

“Well enough. She’ll be working with Peter and Harley to get citizens out of the way. Her parents are learning more about the do’s and don’ts of the Accords and what she will be allowed to do until she turned eighteen. And what she can do until she’s cleared,” Ichigo replied. “Let’s see…”
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