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Don't Piss off The PA	By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 5865 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or Avengers, nor the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Title: Don’t Piss of the Personal Assistant
Fandom: Avengers/Bleach
Characters: Ichigo, Tony, Peter, Jessica, Luke
Chapter: 24
Word count: 1502
Warnings: language
AN: Okay, so there is something I wanted to say. I had a review that told me to add the Not Team Cap Friendly tag. And…Really? This isn’t a fic that tag fits. I know how it seems, but they’re actually dealing with the whole thing of…HAVING BROKEN THE LAW. They are being punished for breaking the law. Ichigo, and the New Avengers are working within the law.

The Rogues do end up in a better position. They just have to get there.

Now Wanda…not this fic ain’t Wanda friendly. I hate her. They did her dirty and that ain’t Wanda in the movies. So yes, she gets shafted. Hard.

So again, this isn’t anti-Team Cap. This is “You done fucked up and now you are being punished according to the laws.”

Enjoy!

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Staring at the large black male that stood next to him and a smaller white woman with brown hair and hidden eyes, Tony tipped his glasses up and ran his eyes from booted feet to shaved head. “You are a walking wall,” he finally said. Ichigo made a soft sound from behind him, making him look at him, finding his personal assistant giving him an unimpressed look. “What? He is!”

“Yes, while he is, he does have a partner, so no flirting,” Ichigo said. He nodded to the woman that just gave him an amused look as she pulled off her own sunglasses.

He noticed that her brown hair shifted between chestnut to black depending on the light that hit it, gray eyes watching him in return. He had to admit that they made for a striking pair. A pair that radiated strength but also hidden cracks.

Shaking himself out of his thoughts mentally, he shifted on his feet and reminded himself to use the American way to introduce the two before him. “This is Jessica Jones and Luke Cage. Jones-san here is a private investigator and extremely good at her job. Cage-san has reopened his bar after a surprise donation that just asked him to do what he really wanted with his life. He has also kept one barber shop in Harlem open.”

Tony scratched the side of his face as he shifted on his feet. “Right. I might have done that while pumped full of pain killers after Ultron’s bullshit went down,” he admitted. “But I am glad that it went to a good cause. From what I’ve seen that shop has helped quite a few kids get a leg up in the job world since it really settled back in. I’m glad for that,” he said.

Luke smirked down at him and held out one broad hand. “Thank you, Mr. Stark, for the donation and the help. I also been having a few older teens working the back of the bar for me, doing stock and all that. Both places have helped them a lot, giving them some money and job experience. I’m thankful that you were so willing to invest. Even when drugged,” he said, his voice rumbling. Tony smiled as he shook Luke’s hand.

“None of this Mr. Stark business please. It’s Tony. I’m sure that you two read the e-mail that outlined what I’m hoping to do in the next year or so, right?” Tony asked. He tucked his hands into his pockets, looking between the two.

“Yeah. There’s something about a giant purple alien heading our way and having been the reason why Loki was forced into invading us, right?” Jessica asked. Tony nodded. “What is that all about anyway?”

Ichigo cleared his throat with a small smile. “I can fill you in on that. You need to know that Loki is a certifiable genius. So much so that if he had been born here on Earth, that he would have fit in amongst Stephen Strange, Tony Stark and Richard Reeds. The way that he had gone about the invasion was wrong for someone with such a genius,” he said. “He left too many holes that could be picked apart by the right mind. A subtle road map on how best to defeat him and the invasion.”

“When I flew that damn nuke up through the portal, I saw it hit only a very small portion of that armada,” Tony told them. “Not one single person on the Avengers line-up believed me when I said something about it. None of them listened to me. When Ultron happened, a few dozen factors played into it. One of which was that I had my PTSD triggered so hard, and as I learned, constantly triggered, and fast that I couldn’t stop and think straight half the time. When me and Bruce worked on the original program, it was to be a world-wide protection service with my own satellites that would warn us about Thanos arriving at Pluto.”

“So that machine…wasn’t yours?” Luke asked. Tony shook his head.

“I’ve made six working, learning AI’s in my lifetime. And a dozen others that are sitting in the ranks that are nowhere near ready to be launched. My first AI was a learning bot that I still have. His name is Dum-E. Second bot was U, and the third was Butterfingers. All of them are learning AI’s and helper bots. My next, biggest learning AI was JARVIS. He was forever growing and changing and learning and would have continued to do so. Now we have Friday and Karen, both who show no urge to destroy humanity or take over like Ultron,” Tony said. Her smirked. “Not to mention the various other learning AI’s that were created with the help of Friday to do various other tasks that need to be done. Back on topic, what set everything off was that both I and Bruce was studying the staff that Loki had brought with him that first time. We have since found out that the stone within it was the Mind Stone. One stone of Six Stones.”

“These stones are scattered about the various solar systems. For the most part,” Ichigo said, taking up the information. “The six are Mind, Power, Reality, Soul, Space, and Time. We have the Mind Stone, which is in Vision’s forehead. And the Time Stone is with Stephen-san and the Masters of the Mystic Arts’. We also know where the Reality and Power stone is. We do not know where the Space and Soul are currently. But we have a feeling that Thanos has already found them.”

“I take it that this guy is bad news, huh?” Jessica asked, rocking on her feet. “What exactly do you want from us?” she asked.

“What I need is for the Defenders to act as home ground protectors. The thing is that New York is going to be invaded again, along with several other places. It won’t just be one place in New York, but in many places spread around the city,” Tony said. “Come on. Let’s head upstairs and I can tell you everything over a proper cup of coffee. I’ll even send you off with a video of our discussion so that you can share it with your two friends. Daniel Rand and Matt Murdock, right?” he asked, standing up from the desk.

Luke eyed the two men, Ichigo smiling sweetly at him in return. “How’d you figure that shit out?”

“Well, Rand-san was easy enough. He didn’t hide the fact that he is the Iron Fist. But Murdock-san? Now that took a bit of specialized spying on my part and some video comparisons,” Ichigo admitted. “Otherwise no one knows who he is, and no one will know as long as he doesn’t wish for people to know. Should all of you sign the Accords, on a permanent basis or on a case by case contract, he will be allowed to sign under his alternative name. Spiderman has also signed on as such with his guardian signing under a pseudonym.” He led the way to the elevator and let it take them upstairs. Harley and Peter looked up from their homework when it dinged before clearing the dining room table to head for another room.

“Right, before the brats disappear, this is Harley Keener, and is my official heir to the IronMan name and Pepper’s heir to her CEO position. He’s also my heir to most of my empire. This is Peter Parker, my other heir, but this time for the position of R and D headship. Harley, Peter, this is Jessica Jones and Luke Cage,” Tony said. The two boys beamed at them.

“Nice to meet ya. We’d stay longer but I have to finish off this report otherwise mom will come hunt me down and tie me to a desk for the next month,” Harley admitted. He blushed at the amused look on Peter’s face.

Peter snickered and stood. “I’m helping him since I know a lot about chemical compounds,” he said, shaking his head as he followed the other down the hall to Harley’s room.

Jessica narrowed her eyes in thought before she looked to Ichigo and Tony, getting dual innocent looks from them. “That Peter...he wouldn’t happen to be a certain web slinging hero, would he?” she asked. “If he is, I’m not saying a word, but still. He’s a scrawny bite.”

“And can haul you and Luke up a wall before swinging the two of you around like you weigh nothing,” Ichigo chirped. “Now, coffee?” he asked as the coffee pot dinged, finished with its perking. Taking a seat, Ichigo had four cups of coffee laid out before Luke leant forward, staring at them from across the table.

“Okay. Tell us everything about this purple Barney alien that is coming to Earth and how we can help,” he said. Ichigo smiled slightly and a holograph of what he spoke about formed before them.
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