Don't Piss off The PA | By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 5865 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Title: Don’t Piss of the Personal Assistant
Fandom: Avengers/Bleach
Characters: Ichigo, Tony, Peter, Yuzu, Karin,
Chapter: 23
Word count: 1843
Warnings: nothing
AN: I am exhausted but that happens I guess? Yeah anyways. Here’s the new chapter! I hope you enjoy while I write some smutty smut. <3
Oh yes, I have landed in a new fandom. My Hero Academia. And as per usual…I’m writing a smut filled slow burn.
Cause of course I am. *sighs*
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After they had gone over how Romanoff had been read in by T’Challa, Ichigo and Tony finally left the building, heading for Happy and the rather plain car that they had ridden over in. “I rather like the new head over the secretarial pool,” Ichigo said as they walked down the steps.
“She just started today,” Tony said, turning at him. “How the hell do you know if you like her?”
Ichigo smirked at him, showing the feed from his office, the glasses that he had perched on his face halfway through the video showing the feed. “She’s only entered the drop off room twice and that was to drop off paperwork that needs to come to you. Or anything that I need to deal with you as your personal assistant,” he drawled.
Tony snorted as he tucked his hands into his slacks pockets. “Apparently she’s been doing the idiot’s job for him for the most part beforehand. It’s just now that she’s being paid for it and has the proper title,” he said as he slipped into the car and slid over when Ichigo got into the car after him.
Ichigo sat across from him, pulling off his heels and rolling his ankles. “Yep. I could have told you that but she was really wary after her last job where she complained to HR.”
“Hammer Tech, right?” Tony asked. Ichigo nodded. “Yeah, they do tend to have a sucky inter-personal complaint department. I watch for those they fire and if they’re actually good at their job, I tend to sweep them up if I have the room.”
“Oh, that reminds me. Pepper said they’re about to have some guy named Tiberian Kran tell them to fuck off. She wants permission to send him a nice package to coax him to come join our R and D department here,” Ichigo said, tapping out a short message in reply. “He’s the one who had those rally amazing phone tweaks for the Hammer Tech Fones that they never use because it might raise their spending like point two percent. He’s been sending out feelers for new work opportunities, and he did have some ideas for Stark Phones. Without taking one apart or having his hands on the schematics.”
“I’ve heard of him actually,” Tony admitted. “Tell Pepper to send it with a lovely fruit basket for his boyfriend would you? And a kid safe bath set from Kiddy Land Bath Supplies. I think I remember that interview after they adopted her, said that she loved the stuff,” he said.
“Don’t you own, like, forty-nine percent of that particular business?” Ichigo asked, eyeing his boss and friend. Tony smirked at him. “Suggest to them to expand their shit to pre-teens and teenagers of various lifestyles. Yuzu hard core pouts that her favorite scent comes in such small bath bombs that she ends up having to buy three of them to use in one of her baths,” he said.
Tony pulled out his personal phone and made a note of it, Friday popping up on the screen and telling him that she would draft the letter to the people who created new products for the company. “I’ll look into what process for that would be. I’m sure that if we do it right, they’ll be able to create a whole new line based on those formulas. I take it that Yuzu loves them due to the fact that she has sensitive skin?” he asked.
Ichigo nodded. “Make sure that they include those who are younger goths and alternative lifestyles,” Ichigo said, smirking. “Yuzu knows a few people in her classes that would love to have some geared towards their interests.”
Tony grunted, making a note to look into alternative and goth lifestyles, and what those of those people would be interested in. “I’ll look into that. Your sisters are good?” he asked.
“I had to promise that I would get you to come to dinner sometime soon and that we would try to go visit Wakanada since I left them alone with dad for over a week. But they did understand that I wasn’t there on a vacation and was working,” Ichigo told him.
Tony huffed at him, smiling. “Tell her that I’ll try for my birthday. It’s in a month but I do need to finish putting the teams up for the Purple Thing that is coming,” he warned.
“No worries. If anything, she’ll come and use your kitchen on you again,” Ichigo warned. “Is Doctor Banner compiling all of the information that he can on Thanos?” Ichigo asked, looking up from his phone. “I do know that we have some of the information, but we still don’t know a lot about this ‘Death’ bitch.” He shifted in his seat. “I need to send a message to Toshiro-kun,” he said after a moment.
Tony spoke the name a couple of times before asking, “This Toshiro is one of the captains of the Seireitei, right?” He was still mostly uncomfortable with the whole afterlife thing, finding that he would most likely live just as long as Loki would because of the magic and extremis in him, but even before that. He had seen Ichigo as a Shinigami just over a year and a half before in Siberia, there to help save him, and it had made him think about things.
During his time healing, he had talked with Ichigo and someone from the Seireitei, a large woman with a boisterous personality about what would happen to him after he had died, and what happened in general. He was still processing it all even so many months later, but he knew that the Soul King, or Reio-sama as Ichigo called him, had claim to his soul and would bring him there. From there, depending on the reiatsu that woke within him, he would either be trained to use it and become a specialized consultant with Division Twelve under Urahara, or he would be a wide base consultant.
But that would be decades, if not centuries in the future. Harley was slated to become his heir as the owner of the majority shares in Stark Industries, and one day would take over Pepper’s job. Peter had his eyes on being the R and D head spot though and was slated to start his summer internship with him after Thanos was dealt with. While they took over, Tony would be living off the interest that he had invested through the years under a pseudonym.
Ichigo sent him an amused look, knowing that Tony would continue to work for Stark Industries no matter what he did. Creating was a thing that was born from his very blood and soul, and he would never fully stop from it. He waited for him to come out of his thoughts before speaking again.
“Yes. He is the taicho of the Tenth Division and has become my main contact since I moved here. Ever since Unohana-san took over as the sou-taicho, I find myself left alone to live my life. Which is good since the last time that the Central 36 tried to butt in, they were disbanded and Unohana overhauled the entire system that they use. Now the positions on the 36 are voted into their positions and nothing more,” he said. He crossed his legs as Tony dug around in the small cooler that sat under the middle section of his seat, pulling out two bottles of soda. He took the one handed over to him.
Tony opened his bottle while he stared at his personal assistant with a thoughtful look. “How about we go to that one restaurant, buy a bunch of shit, head to the tower, grab some brats, and then head to your place for a night of movies? I think we can all use some downtime.”
Ichigo eyed him. “I will let this happen as long as you’re the one calling the three teens that we’re grabbing for a day of ‘job following’,” he said.
Tony smirked at him and waved a hand. “I can do that. I’m sure that they don’t have any kind of tests tomorrow right?” he asked. Ichigo shook his head. “Then I can grab them the last couple of hours of school and then have them come around for some actual job following.”
“Fine. But we should hit the tower to grab a change of clothes for you first before we grab them,” Ichigo said. He checked the time and sent a text to Yuzu to not worry about food for the night and to head up to the front office with Karen and Peter. He got a list of things that they would want from the bakery they all liked and a promise of money for it. “Yuzu wants us to hit up the bakery up the street near where we live,” he said.
“Is she being silly and saying that she’ll pay us back?” Tony asked, Ichigo giving him a look. “Tell her that it’s my treat since I kidnapped you for work for so long and I’m stealing her for things tomorrow.”
Ichigo just rolled his eyes at him and sent the text, getting a happy and excited text. “She said thank you and looks forward to it,” he said, tucking his phone away. Once they arrived at the tower, he grabbed his things that he had left in the penthouse while Tony grabbed his own clothes for the night and fresh clothes for the morning along with his toiletries. Harley, having arrived that morning to mostly hang out with Tony for the weekend, packed his own things.
Peter called Harley from the school and told him that his aunt was going to drop off clothes for him on her way to her second shift, covering for someone who was sick. Harley made sure that Peter had his laptop and homework list, something that he had gotten in the habit of doing since he had met Tony.
Tony smiled, reading a text from Pepper telling him that Harley’s mother had been approved for a good paying job in one of their smaller business partners. She had also been approved for a penthouse with three bedrooms and two baths under their housing program without any issue too. It was close to where Peter and Harley were going to high school.
As they gathered the kids, they all piled into the van, Happy driving them to the restaurant and bakery where Ichigo made sure that they had a wide range of food options before they headed to Ichigo’s apartment. Harley was beaming brightly, happily having met Yuzu and Karin finally while Peter was bouncing and chattering with Yuzu.
Tony just rolled his eyes while Ichigo watched on with an amused look, even as they arrived at the home that he lived in with his family. They all trooped into the apartment and removed their shoes before the kids rushed for the living room to set up the movie while Tony and Ichigo laid out the food.
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