Fix Him | By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 10084 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own Avengers nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. |
Title: Fix Him
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Coulson/Barton
For: Cutsycat
Part: 20
Word count: 814
AN: Last one for the night you guys. Tomorrow I shall post the last of the chapters and then you shall have to wait for Sing Me a Lullabye to be finished posting, including the oneshots that come with it.
*~*~*~*He was going to kill someone, he just knew it. It had been nearly a month since he had last had some alone time with just him, his hand, a bottle of lube and several pictures that he loved having around and usually used for his alone nights. Ever since the night that he had realized that Barton could slink through the vents into his bedroom, he hadn’t had a proper amount of time doing what he wanted.Coulson sighed and rubbed at his face, glaring at the camera that sat in the corners of his office, cursing the fact that they had to have such strong security measures when it came to most of the Avengers Tower. He wanted some form of privacy that didn’t include Jarvis watching his every move much less having Barton drop in on him suddenly right in the middle of his happy time.It was getting harder to find a little time to himself also because Barton seemed to drop in on him whenever the mood struck him to do so. It was getting to a point where Coulson was wondering if the archer had a sixth sense of when he wanted to just jerk off and scratch his itch as much as he possibly could. It was starting to get downright annoying.“Agent Coulson, your vitals are showing me that you are agitated. Are you alright?” Jarvis suddenly asked, drawing a groan from the agent.“Fuck off, Jarvis,” Coulson sighed, rubbing at his face, sounding tired and put out, not at all happy with how things were going at the moment.“I assure you, Agent Coulson, that I cannot ‘fuck off’ as you put it so delicately,” Jarvis stated, Coulson swearing there was amusement in the AI’s voice. “Do you need me to ask Ms. Potts to send you some twinkies?” he asked, making the other raise an eyebrow.“If you could, that would be nice, Jarvis. And I am sorry that I was so rude to you. I did not mean to do that,” Coulson said, smiling up at one of the cameras before signing off on a piece of paper and tucking it to the side with a sigh. “And tell her that I do have money to pay her back for the box of twinkies to, please?”“Of course, Agent Coulson,” Jarvis replied, getting a smile from the agent. Shaking his head, amazed at just how intuitive the computer was, continuing to flip through the files on his papers, forgetting for a small moment that he was so sexually frustrated that he was about to kill someone if he didn’t get some alone time with his hand.When Pepper arrived with the promised twinkies, along with several other snacks and drinks that she told him he didn’t have to worry about paying back any time soon, he had to smile at her. Taking the treats with a smile, he settled back into work, filing the papers, scanning them in and sending them off as needed. But all too soon, Coulson’s mind was back to thinking on ways as to how he could get some privacy so he could just jack off in peace.So far he was at the point of sending Barton off onto a very long mission that required him to be far, far away for a few days. Coulson had no doubt that he would end up going through several bottles of lube in a very short amount of time but it would be very worth it in the long run.Sitting back, he viciously bit into a twinkie and glared at his paperwork, toes curling and growling unhappily at the fact that he was still without any way of just relaxing and getting off for once. Shaking his head, Coulson sighed and looked up at the cameras before saying, “Jarvis, is my apartment empty?”“Yes, sir,” Jarvis replied promptly, making Coulson smirk brightly at that. “And Agent Barton is not in the Avengers Tower. He has gone up to the helicarrier to hand in his latest mission report and shall be back in four point seven hours. I believe that he may come back later in the day though. He did warn me that he and Agent Romonaff may be going to dinner together or to catch a new movie,” he answered, drawing a happy sigh from Coulson.“Thank you, Jarvis. Can you log me out for the day and direct all calls to someone else? I will be busy for the rest of the afternoon,” Coulson said, standing up after he gathered his papers.“I can do that, sir,” Jarvis said as Coulson left his office and headed for his shared apartment to finally relax and get off properly. He would have the privacy to do so finally. He couldn’t wait.While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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