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Don't Piss off The PA	By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 5865 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Don’t Piss of the Personal Assistant
Fandom: Avengers/Bleach
Characters: Ichigo, M’Baku, T’Challa, Tony, Loki
Chapter: 14
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Warnings: language
AN: Starting next week, we will end up doing our usual posting every Monday and Friday.

Remember, I try to stream Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. I’ve just been meh the last few times which I will go into on stream (and in next week’s AN).

Right now I’m kind of focusing on writing stories that need to be written and working on other things. <3 All the love and hugs guys.

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When Ichigo’s phone alarm went off at nine the next morning, he groaned and slowly dragged himself out of the middle of T’Challa and M’Baku. T’Challa grumbled and blurrily glared at the phone. “I thought that I had said that I am not getting out of bed until noon,” he grumbled, reaching for the redhead.

Ichigo chuckled and patted his arm after he had shut the alarm off and opened his e-mail program. “Yeah. But I need to relax in a hot bath for a couple of hours before I start to get ready and finish packing,” he drawled, climbing over M’Baku fully and waking him. “I’m sore. And it’s been quite some time since I’ve had any kind of marathon sex with even just one person much less two men built like you two,” he stated.

M’Baku sleepily hummed and watched as Ichigo slowly stretched his arms up with a groan. “Take your bath here. We have bath oils that will help you in relaxing your muscles and help you in walking today without many issues,” he rumbled.

Ichigo smiled and brushed a bit of his tangled hair back. “Mind if I take a shower here too?” he asked.

T’Challa shook his head as he stood from the bed. “No, we do not mind. Go. Let M’Baku show you the right oils and I will have your clothes for the day gathered along with your bathing supplies,” he said.

Ichigo smiled and pressed a kiss to his cheek, following M’Baku into the bathroom. As he had been promised, T’Challa called for one of the servants to gather Ichigo’s clothing, finding that they were the last set of clean ones that he had packed. Ichigo also requested his small make-up case, and other toiletries that he would need for his shower. After a long hot bath, reading his book as he soaked, a light breakfast with the two lovers in the front rooms of their suite, an actual shower, and dressing in his clothes, he walked out of the bathroom ready for the day.

His last outfit was a light pantsuit that was a mix of professional and comfortable, being light enough to not cook him in the humidity. He noted that it had started to lightly drizzle outside, light enough that it would not stop them from leaving on time. The three settled in with their friends for a leisurely lunch, Loki asking about the Orian and what they had to do to become known as one.

He seemed to be fascinated that they were a high-classed prostitute that were able to decide if they wished to sleep with a client or not. And that it was never an instant thing, that they had to be treated right. He also found it fascinating that they were just as trained in the arts as a Geisha.

When two rolled around, Tony stood and sighed, placing his napkin onto the table, empty desert dish before him. “I need to go and get into my flight suit for transport,” he said, shaking his head. “Just in case something happens. Even with Loki here to help this escort mission, we never know what’s going to happen.”

“Xoliswa and Ay will be escorting you and your set of prisoners. Ayo will fly while Xoliswa will be acting as back up against the Rogues,” T’Challa said. He tilted his head and turned to look at Ichigo. “Okoye wishes to escort you and Clint, Ichigo. She will be flying back with the other two in two days' time once the Rogues have been signed over. I will be returning to the United States of America in two weeks to go over the new Avenger Applications with you. That and I do wish to train the young Spiderman in some new moves that I believe will work well with his abilities,” he said.

Ichigo smiled and opened his phone, opening his text service. “I’ll tell him that. I’m rather sure that he will be very happy to be trained by you. That will be right around the time that he has a week for spring vacation, so that will work well,” he said. He noted that. “I must pack up the rest of my things. I’ll be leaving about two hours after you and Loki-san do, Tony-san,” he said.

Tony nodded and stood, leaving with his friend following him to pack up and get into his suit. An hour later and the Rogues had been tucked into their seats, Tony ignoring them with headphones on his head to drown them out. Steve started to protest loudly when Loki strolled onto the jet, talking with Xoliswa as Ayo went through the pre-flight checks. Wanda glared at them when Loki demonstrated some of his magic by conjuring a crystal rose. The crystal itself looked to be a mix between clear quartz and opal.

“This crystal comes from Niflheim. Only a few can travel there now to gather the stone that this rose is made of since where it is, is so treacherous to travel and very protected by very old wards. The teacher who taught myself, and my mother, came from Alfheim and he was one of the few who could. He found this stone just before I was to leave him after my training. I believe that was the last time that he went there actually,” Loki told her. He easily ignored Wanda’s snarls about him getting used to his magic while her own was sealed away.

“It is a very pretty crystal,” Xoliswa said, smiling when Loki sent it back to where he kept it.

“And a fragile one. If you do not work with it just right, it will turn into shards of useless crystal. Pretty, yes. But ultimately useless.” He turned around to Wanda at something and frowned. “As for me being free and able to use whatever magic I wish to use, it is because I have had my trial and I am trained in my magic. I have also signed the Accords. You, on the other hand, have not.” He paused. “That is, you have not been properly trained in your magic nor have you signed the Accords. Do not think, Little Witch, for a single moment that you will be able to get past me should you somehow become free of those restraints. You have nothing on the training and abilities that I do.”

Tony snorted as he walked over, pulling his headphones down. “Stop teasing the prisoners, Loki, and come sit with me. We still need to go over the new training compound,” he drawled.

Loki smirked at her before following Tony, settling into his seat next to Tony, Xoliswa heading for the co-pilot seat next to Ayo. She turned her seat halfway around and watched them from her spot. Natasha frowned as she settled back, legs stretched out, Sam and Scott watching the two with blank faces. Lange eyed them with a thoughtful glint and Sam mentally wondering just what he hadn’t seen when he had been blinded by the Legend of Captain America.

Steve scowled when everything that he had been saying was ignored, leaning back and wishing that he had something to distract himself with.

Back in Wakanda, before they had been placed in lockdown, he had had access to books and movies and other forms of entertainment. But after the lockdown, anything that wasn’t the information that they had gotten from their lawyers was, mostly, denied them. They did have a TV that they could watch, and in their rooms, they had reinforced tablets that were watched over by a bot, but he hadn’t liked used the tablets. Mostly because they had been attached to the wall via cords.

Only Natasha had seemed to settle in the rooms, stating that it was a very cushy prison cell and that they should probably expect something just like it when their trials had gone through. At least they had access to the internet, even if they couldn’t send things out.

Sighing, Steve smiled reassuringly at Wanda and patted her leg as much as his chains allowed him to. “Don’t worry about it. We’ll get this all figured out and fixed,” he soothed, missing the amused look that Tony and Loki sent him. An hour into the flight, Ayo allowed Xoliswa to take over and stood, walking to the two men.

She didn’t bother to lower her voice for privacy, speaking to them in her normal tone. “Mr. Kurosaki said that he and Okoye are leaving early. Barton has stabilized to a point where he is able to travel without much issue and he wishes to see his family,” she told them. Tony smiled and nodded.

“Wonderful. And I’m hoping that things are going smoothly yes?” he asked.

Ayo nodded her head, earrings glinting in the light as a smile tugged at full lips. “Nothing is going wrong, Mr. Stark. But the Sorcerer Supreme, Dr. Strange, has arrived to travel with them just in case something happens. Mr. Kurosaki has asked that I ask you if you mind if he borrows your guest room tonight though. It seems as if your tower is closer to the school than his apartment and he needs to go there early in the morning.”

“Yeah, by about thirty minutes,” Tony snorted. He waved a hand. “Go ahead and tell him that if he calls, I’ll make sure that there’s food for when he arrives at the tower,” he promised. She nodded and returned to the pilot seat, speaking with Ichigo over the radio channels.

“I find that I wish to speak with young Ichigo more on his culture. The Japanese culture is rich in history and it is always nice to learn from someone of that culture,” Loki mused.

Tony snorted and smirked. “I know a couple of mutants from China who wouldn’t mind talking about their homeland if you ever wanted to speak with them. Though, do watch out. There’s a few who are on the scale of ‘Their people are the best so fuck off’,” he warned.

“Much like Asgard was?” Loki asked, chuckling softly. “That is not hard to deal with,” he promised.

Sam finally spoke up, leaning to look around Steve. “What’s up with this guy being here?” he asked. “Last that I heard, he was supposedly dead, and a criminal at that.”

Tony stared at him thoughtfully, tapping his fingers on the tablet that he was holding at that moment. “I’m sure that you were able to read all of the newspapers right?”

Sam felt his cheeks grow warm as the skin darkened, rubbing at his cuffs in embarrassment. “Not...really? It kind of hurt to watch or read anything about things outside of Wakanda,” he admitted. He shrugged. “I kept up with some things but not a whole lot.”

Tony rolled his eyes with a sigh. “Okay. The short and fast version is that there is something coming. Something big and powerful. There’s a planet full of these people called Titans. Powerful aliens. Well, one was born mutated. I’ve been callin’ his ass the Giant Purple Barney. From what I’ve learned, and what Gamora and her sister, Nebula has told us, he’s powerful. And let’s not go into the sibling rivalry of those two please.” He shifted. “Anyways, he’s powerful, he likes to kill, and he’s after all of the Infinity Stones. He wants to wipe out half of the universe for his so-called ‘one true love’, Death. At least some form of Death. We really doubt that it’s actually Death in her natural form since Ichigo has said that she’s been bitching about the paperwork.”

“What do you mean by that?” Scott asked, frowning at the man.

“What he means is that, despite what people may think, Death is just not one being. People all over your world do have various names for those who take the souls of the dead to their resting place. Grim Reapers and Shinigami are two types of ‘Death’. Truly though, no matter the name, they just ferry the departed. From what I have learned in the last year, the Shinigami watch over most of the Eastern part of the Earth with their smaller cultural counterparts, while the Grim reapers, in various forms and cultures, watch over the Western half. If I’m remembering correctly, even the Shinigami have sub-divisions,” Loki replied. “Death, as Thanos’ knows of Her, may not be the Child of the being that Ichigo has called Reiō-sama.”

“Re…Rei…what now?” Scott asked.

Tony smirked at the man as he said, “Reiō-sama is the physical form of the creator of this part of the Solar System as we know it. He created everything from the sun all the way out. Just like any other creator did. They’re all separate, but they are all connected, just like the Solar Systems are.”

“To return back to the original topic: each of those parts, including Reio-sama, are able to form another being from their own power and body,” Loki said, crossing his arms as he sat back. “Or bless a person with the right kind of power and soul to become Their Child. The ‘Lady Death’, whoever she is, that Thanos wishes to court isn’t the one that They created to help teach the ones who take care of the balance of Life, Death, and Rebirth. At least, that’s what’s hypothesized by those Ichigo has contact with. He had connected with old friends in the Shinigami World and made new contacts within the Grim Reapers to find out who this person may be.”

“I have spoken with Hel, my daughter and not my bastard, insane half-sister who has luckily been sealed away again, and even she is not truly sure as to who this person is,” Loki said. “Now. We are taking you lot to a special holding cell. When we arrive, we shall go into more depth as to what we are preparing for, what you will be offered, your part in all of this that we are offering, and how the trials that you are facing will go down.”

Tony smirked and flicked a hand. “You guys are in a shit ton of trouble. As of right now? I’ve already paid my fines, worked out my agreements with people, and paid for funerals. Luckily for me, I’m in somewhat of good standing with most of the countries and they were willing to work with me. Not only that, but the Accords Panel had my back seeing as they knew what went down. Transparency is a very good thing,” he drawled. “I’m sure that you remember what Ichigo and your lawyer have told you.”

Sam groaned as he slumped back, rubbing at his face. “Damn. My mama gonna whoop my ass from New York to the far side of California,” he groaned.

Tony snorted at him. “Your mother and Mama Rhodes have been talking about how best to show their displeasure,” he said, leaning forward. “Work with your lawyers, Wilson. And be upfront and honest about shit. You guys are going to end up in a gilded cage. All of you,” he said. He eyed Wanda with a frown as she sneered at him. “Maximoff here will be stuck in that collar and bracelet unless she’s absolutely needed. And even when we do have to take them off? She’s going to be on a very short leash. I know that all of you will also have in-depth psychological reviews.”
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