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Don't Piss off The PA	By : Strailo Category: Marvel Verse Movies > Avengers, The Views: 5864 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Don’t Piss of the Personal Assistant
Fandom: Avengers/Bleach
Characters: Ichigo, M’Baku, T’Challa, Tony, Loki
Chapter: 12
Word count: 1699
Warnings: nothing
AN: I am exhausted but I’m getting things done and set up. All the loves and hugs to you guys.

Stay safe in all of this.

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As they walked into the dining room, Tony and Loki heard Ichigo discussing the Susohiki that Geisha wore, and what a Geisha was compared to what most thought they were.

“It sounds as if Geisha are just highly trained entertainers who can make a good amount of money over the years,” T’Challa summarized.

“Talking about Geisha? Yeah, I’ve been to a Geisha tea house myself,” Tony admitted. Loki looked at him with a tilt of his head. “They’re smart. Well-read in most cases. They’re there to entertain, to make you feel like you are important. They’re not there to stroke your dick for you though. Oh, yeah, there’s hot spring Geisha, but they still don’t fuck you,” he said, seeing the opening mouths. “Most of the bad information comes from the wars when prostitutes would take on the Geisha look to get foreign customers. At least from what I remember.”

“That is partly true,” Ichigo said, taking a seat next to M’Baku. “I did some reading into it one day and found that the whole myth of Geisha sleeping with their customers is because of a group called shirabyoshi. They did the same training as Geisha do. They entertain and sing, like Geisha do, but unlike Geisha, they sleep with their clients. They became the Orian. You can figure out which one is which by the way their obi is tied. Orian’s obis are tied in front so that they can sleep with someone without someone helping them into their kimono’s over and over. Geisha’s obis are tied in the back.”

“It sounds as if Geisha and Orian have a very rich history behind them. How was it that their histories get mixed up?” Loki asked as the food was placed out.

“The Geisha came from the courtesan side of the Japanese world when it was a normal thing. And at one time, with the proper licenses, prostitution was allowed during the Edo Period. That was between 1603 and 1868. Orion and lesser prostitutes had them to sleep with their clients, while the Geisha didn’t,” Ichigo said, shrugging with a smile. “Now, if you want to know about the mizuage that at one time did happen, that was mostly a Geisha selling their virginity to the highest bidder so that they could pay for their training if they wished to pay for it beforehand or needed a sponsor. Not every Geisha did it though and it wasn’t an ‘it needs to happen to be a Geisha’ kind of thing.”

Tony smirked. “I watched that movie,” he drawled.

“Memoirs of a Geisha is good and treats the subject with a delicate touch. The book, that is,” Ichigo snorted, eating a bite of food.

M’Baku shifted. “You said something about the war,” he asked, “and it’s part in this myth?”

Ichigo swallowed his bite. “When Allied forces were in Japan, prostitution happened. Mind you, just because a woman wears a red dress or kimono, doesn’t mean that they’re a prostitute. Same with the white face that people associate with the Geisha look. They’re not always Geisha. The men went home and talked about how they got with a ‘geesha’ girl. It spread from there.”

“This conversation went from kimonos and the different types to Geisha and the myth that they are prostitutes,” T’Challa drawled, shaking his head with a snort. “What an interesting turn of conversation.”

“That’s how things go,” Tony purred, winking at his lover. “I’ve worn men’s kimono. And I’ve seen Ichigo in some truly spectacular festival kimonos. And once a formal kimono to my sugar bear's and Carol’s wedding,” he said.

“Weren’t they just dating at the time that this…Civil War was happening?” Loki asked.

Tony nodded. “Yep. But the moment that he was told that there was some swelling that would take a while to go down and a bit of damage to his spine after the drop, they started planning. While I was healing, I helped her plan between getting the Accords cleared up and the New Avengers signed. And all that lovely bullshit. Luckily Rhodey didn’t have a whole lot to do himself so he was able to do quite a bit of the meetings and such while he was recovering. I set him up with a full office set up with a bed just in case.”

“It was a lovely wedding too,” Ichigo told them. He smiled as he bit into some bread that he had smoothed sweet butter onto and topped with a bit of the wild honey that they harvested. “It was kind of fast, but I think because of what happened, it was a kick to the ass for both of them.”

“Carol freaked out when she was told that Rhodey had fallen and was hurt during the fight at the airport. She had gotten emergency leave to plan her wedding and to sign the Accords once they had been tweaked enough for us to do things right. Then she ran to New York,” Tony said. He shrugged a shoulder. “I threw a lot of money at them while we were resting ourselves. Got Mama and Papa Rhodes here in time for the wedding along with his siblings and their families. And then we got the people who she wanted to come. A few had to be flown in the night before on a couple of my private jets. And in Mama and Papa Rhodes case, thank you, kitty cat, for loaning me Shurin and W’Kabi to bring them to the wedding when I wasn’t able to find a good enough flight and my own jets were down for a day.”

T’Challa chuckled, tilting his head in a slight bow. “Shuri has told me that she adores Mrs. Rhodes. She finds that the woman is a lovely person and claims that she wishes our mother to meet her,” he said.

“Maybe sometime soon they’ll get together and talk,” Loki drawled, shaking his head. “I saw the pictures of the wedding day when I became a silent partner to the New Avengers. Rhodes was kind enough to show me. Her wedding dress…” he trailed off, looking to his lover.

Tony smiled gently and played with his cup. “It was my mother’s actually. She may have quite a few muscles on her, but Carol is pretty much the same size as Maria was when she got married. It only took some slight adjustments, carefully dying the color white again, and making sure the seams were holding to use it,” he said. “I’m not going to wear it. And Ichigo, the first time I suggested that he could wear it if he ever wanted to marry, gave me such a look that my balls crawled back up into my body for the rest of the day.”

“I do have my mother’s wedding kimono along with the one that she wore to their reception. If I do not get married first, one of my sisters will wear it while I get new ones,” Ichigo stated. “Yuzu is, to be truthful, dating a rather nice young man from the Seireitei. He is a New Soul and has stated that if he is unable to get a properly made gigai so that he can live with her here in the Living World, he is willing to wait for her to leave her own body to join him there. Karin...she’s doing something. I believe that she was nearly flooding the training room in drool the last time Jessica came over to work out.”

“I swear that your sister is either bi or pan,” Tony said.

“Your siblings do sound like they are very gentle and brilliant young women,” M’Baku said, the sound rumbling softly. Ichigo smiled sweetly, pulling out his phone and quickly finding the folders with the pictures of his sisters. He passed his phone over to the two men.

“The blond one is Yuzu; she took after our mother. The black-haired one is Karin, and she took after dad in color,” Ichigo said. “I, on the other hand, took after my grandmother on my mother’s side.” He paused and looked up at the sky through the opened ceiling as he thought. “I don’t remember her. Not really. She died about four months after my sisters were born. And before that, we rarely saw or spoke with her due to her responsibilities to the Quincy Clans,” he continued.

M’Baku and T’Challa scrolled through the collected pictures, smiling at the way they were captured doing everyday things. “Maybe Shuri would like to meet girls closer to her age,” T’Challa suggested. He looked to Loki. “Have you met them?” he asked.

Loki smiled, an indulgent smile on his lips as he remembered his first meeting with them. “I have. Yuzu is, as the Americans often say, a Susy Homemaker. She loves to bake and take care of her home, but she does want to own a bakery of her own one day. Karin is more athletic, and is working towards a college soccer scholarship so that she doesn’t have to use all of her money on a medical degree,” he said. “Yuzu’s cookies are quite the tasty little treat, and I know that she has packed snack bags for the two who took Mr. and Mrs. Rhodes home.”

T’Challa smirked, looking to Okeyo. “I had wondered why Okeyo came home addicted to cake pops,” he drawled.

Okeyo just gave him a look, a very light blush darkening her cheeks. “They are tasty.”

Ichigo smiled at her. “I’ll make sure to send you a recipe for a basic white cake, and how to make the cake pops,” he promised. He got a small smile and a tilt of her head. “You have chickens and flour made from wheat that make good cakes after all. All you would have issues with, I think, is the chocolate that you have to melt down to coat them with and some of the other ingredients.”

“If I need to, I can gather the items when I visit the Americas, or from any country that would have them when we go to visit for talks,” Okeyo stated. “I usually have time to do such things.”
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