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Reviews for The Only Woman Who Could Tame Logan: Mary Sue

By : Tique
  • From Tique on May 16, 2004
    Wow, I'm reviewing my own story. I really hate using this thing as a message board, but I got a few responses I had to reply to:

    First of all, big thanks to everyone who reviewed this thing. Seriously. I'm super happy that (most of) you enjoyed it so much. Your reviews were hilarious, by the way.

    And now the individual responses:

    Sadie Hyde--If you're able to see this as a parody, then your character is perfect. The people I'm mocking here probably wouldn't get the joke at all. Seriously.

    JJ said: You're just as bad as MSTers.

    I know it wasn't meant to be, but I'm taking that as a compliment. Oh MST3K, what CAN'T you do?

    Talagand Thanks for the recommendation. And no, Wolvertique and I are not the same person. :p She's far more versatile than I in that she doesn't focus almost entirely on Mystique in all her stories. Boy, I'm boring.

    Dervish--That random high-fiving is actually a reference to a horrible, horrible fanfic I read once. The people didn't high five after sbut but did did it pretty randomly and confused the hell out of me.

    All right, I'm going to post this now and roll my eyes at my failed attempts at html. :)
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  • From ANON - UKTara on May 01, 2004
    Oh oh oh!
    I'm laughing so hard I'm almost wetting myself!
    That was a fun FUN fic!
    :)
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  • From ANON - Dervish on April 28, 2004
    "Afterwards they randomly higved ved each other though I'm not sure why." This may be the best damn post-coital author aside that I have ever read. Mad props, whatever that means!
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  • From ANON - Talagand on April 28, 2004
    Thank Wolvertique for this review, if you aren't the same person. ;-)
    I just wanted to let you know that I couldn't get past the Professor's first major dialogue praphraph without becoming entirely incapacitated by laughter. Thank you for making my night.
    I'm off to read the rest of it! Oh, and I highly reccommend the story "Confessions of a Mary Sue." It's on the regular Fanfic.net, and it's by Lady Silence. Truly enjoyable, and the title character manages to break the mold.
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  • From ANON - JJ on April 23, 2004
    Yeah. Hardy har har. Make fun of people. That's one small step for maturity. You're just as bad as MSTers.
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  • From ANON - TheBlackRaveness on April 22, 2004
    XXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD ::falls over laughing:: I LOVE this story! It is THE best!
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  • From ANON - Regan on April 11, 2004
    Truly amazing. You've inspired me to write one of the like for my own fandom that is plagued with Mary Sues. Truly perfect!
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  • From ANON - Chyouno on April 02, 2004
    omfg teh hart
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  • From ANON - Bub on March 31, 2004
    Ehh...good to know that you know your cliches but this falls a tad falt. You're just dishing out the cliches right after saying they're cliches. Perhaps you could work a bit harder on mocking them.
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  • From ANON - Nimue on March 27, 2004
    Oh, my goodness! What a brilliant piece of work. It's amazing how much crap a person must sift through before they find a story written with an ounce of intelligence. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against original characters in general, but if a writer is going to write in a particular fandom, they ought to at least investigate canon and maintain the rules set down in canon. I'm tired of OOC mutants and these ridiculous characters that remind me of Chuck Norris films from the Eighties.

    Your message has been beautifully sent. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you for making this statement. I'm not naive enough to believe it will bring an end to terrible Het fanfiction (or slash with Gary Stu taking dear Mary's place), but I hope some young writer's read it and take the message to heart. ~Cs Nis
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  • From ANON - Quinn on March 27, 2004
    Tique, darling? You are my *hero.* This is THE funniest thing I have read in a long, long time, with certain points of hilarity that will keep me chuckling for weeks. Thank you *so* much for writing it.

    Hearts,
    Quinn
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  • From ANON - The person who died laughing from reading your fic.... damn you on March 26, 2004
    Oh, man. I was laughing within two lines of the actual crappy story. The word "wow" has never been so hilarious. I also loved the completely obvious statements like, "using his telepathy," and the fact that Empressaria is better than everyone at everything. Logan's ability to improvise in a situation lacking appropriate holes was also great. I think I may be in love with you.
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  • From ANON - Spook on March 01, 2004
    omg, this was the best chapter EVER!
    i love how they randomly high-five each other after the gangbang, that's the best.
    who WILL Empres...what'shername pick????

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  • From Spook on March 01, 2004
    ::screams:: the sopping wet lovehole of doom!
    this was hilarious
    i love anti-mary sue fics
    they rock my world
    hahaha...meatpole...
    i need a shower just from reading that word...
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  • From ANON - The ADD Queen on February 22, 2004
    Hehehehe...

    That was the greatest Mary-Sue parody I've ever read, and you even provided a spiffy list of fan fic no-nos!

    BRILLIANT!

    Alright, I'm done.


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